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Monday 30 April 2007

My Closet Lyrics

WARNING : IF YOU ARE A MINOR -PARENTAL SUPERVISION REQUIRED TO READ
OR IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELVES IMMATURE AND KIDDISH OR STRAIGHT LACED AND ORTHODOX - DONT BOTHER TO READ THIS PARTICULAR POST - AS IT CONTAINS PROFANE LANGUAGE.




TRAINING DAY

Lend me your Hand,
I will make it wield a bloody scalp!
Lend me your Feet,
I will make them trample on the weak!
Lend me your Mouth,
I will form it to spout blasphemy!

This is the Training Day!
Welcome to the Production Bay!
You are part of the Processed Goods,
Getting Punched into Existence,
Moulded in lots like Disposable Cups!!

Lend me your Being,
Let me strip off everything Positive!
Lend me your heart,
I will fill it to the brim with Bile!
Lend me your tongue,
I will fork it like a snake’s!

This is the Training Day!…………
………………Moulded in lots like Disposable Cups!!

Lend Me your Friends,
I will transform them into Fiends!
Lend me your Family,
I will turn them into your Bother’s keepers!
Let me your Wife,
I will make her the Whore of the World!

This is the Training Day!……………
……………Moulded in lots like Disposable Cups!!

Lend me your Town,
Let me reinvent it as a nest of snakes!
Lend me your School,
Let me teach the kiddies how to maul!
Lend me your Soul,
Let me reveal it as the Monster it is!

This is the Training Day!……………
……………Moulded in lots like Disposable Cups!!

[I penned this while I was taking a Course on Safety and I was feeling bored. I was and am sick of how the society standardises everything – the people, the products, the activities, ....everything is standardised..just like same looking, feeling like disposable cups being made at a plastic factory !!]

NO-MAN’S LAND

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome to the Greatest Reality Show in the World,
Let me take you into the midst of it all,
I guarantee that you will never be disappointed!
You will howl in fear and laughter!
You will cry till your spleen bursts to pieces,
You will roar till you keel over dead as a door nail !!
Ready? Steady? GO!

This is the No-Man’s Land!
Where the Wheel of time has Stood Still!
This is the No-Man’s Land,
Where the mind is anaesthetised for ever!
This is the No-Man’s Land,
Where hearts have forgotten how is to cry……….and laugh!

We live in the gloomy day and glossy dark,
Stumbling over each other,
Sticking knife after knife into one and all,
Perverted minds lurking in shadows,
Children no longer play in the ground,
All are eager for blood and money,
Red blood eyes and stiffened veins,
Splashing around in filth like a PIG!
Rape and Pillage are hobbies common!

This is the No-Man’s Land!…………
……………………..Where hearts have forgotten how is to cry……….and laugh!

We are the fallen angels,
Who even God can’t suffer!
Living on an interdicted planet,
Where even aliens fear to tread,
We love blood and gore and horror flicks!
Do we know the greatest monster of them all?
US!We kill for fun and rape for thrills!
The basest of all beings,
Shoot the God who created us in his form,
How more viler should he be than us???

This is the No-Man’s Land!……………
…………………..Where hearts have forgotten how is to cry……….and laugh!

Had your fun? Go Blast your Brains! You “@£&$”!)”!

[Again….this was a theme I had from my college days! I transformed a bit to include the reality show stuff…..but it is all about us, the filth]


Mama’s Boy (Haar! Haar!)


Mama’s Boy, Clinging to her Skirts!
Mama’s Boy, Still in yer Diapers!
Sucking on yer Thumb, (Haar! Haar!)
Pulling the Wagon, (Haar! Haar!)
Pansy with his Dolls, (Haar! Haar!)
Wetting your Bed, (Haar! Haar!)


Don’t you Wanna Grow Up?
Don’t you Wanna Stand Up?
Like your Good ol’ man?
Who commanded respect!
And not a Pansy Like you Creep!

Mama’s Boy, Squirming in her Lap!
Mama’s Boy, Still donno how to count!
King of Yer World? (Haar! Haar!)
Throwing Spittle Around! (Haar! Haar!)
Still the Block Bully! (Haar! Haar!)
Running Amok! (Haar! Haar!)

Don’t you Wanna Grow Up? …………………
………………And not a Pansy Like you Creep!

Mama’s Boy, Still Suckling at her Breast!
Mama’s Boy, Still Stumbling on yer walk!
Snot Dripping from yer Nose! (Haar! Haar!)
Drooling like a Retard! (Haar! Haar!)
Never a Good Word! (Haar! Haar!)
Malaprop is your Name! (Haar! Haar!)

Don’t you Wanna Grow Up? …………………
………………And not a Pansy Like you Creep!Don’t you Wanna Grow Up?
Don’t you Wanna Grow Up? ……………………………
………………………And not a Pansy Like you Creep![Fade…..]

[I penned this one when I saw a sculpture of a mother and child and thought of the statue of liberty and the creep GWB and imagined liberty to be the mother and GWB as the snotty kid! Enjoy!]

V.O.H (Com’on Lets SIN!)

This is the Voice Of Hades!
And This is your Ever Fantastic Host – Satan calling!
Welcome to the ever running, infinite talk show!
Yo! Man! This is the happening Show!

If you are Hungry ‘n’ you grab a bread to eat, IS IT A SIN?
If you are Craving for Sex ‘n’ you Screw a gal, IS IT A SIN?
If you are clobbered ‘n’ you hammer back, IS IT A SIN?
If you are Poor ‘n’ you steal to live, IS IT A SIN?

Yo! Man! Is SIN a Crime?
Nah! Nah Nah! Nah! Nah! Nah Nah! Nah!

Listen to The Voice Of Hades,
It’s the real beacon!
Heed its voice!
To hell to all the pious Masochists!
Let them revel in their holier than thou life!
Satisfying your needs is NEVER A CRIME, NEVER A SIN!

If you are Hungry ‘n’ you ……………..…………………………………………..
Nah! Nah Nah! Nah! Nah! Nah Nah! Nah!

Listen to The Voice Of Hades,
It’s the real beacon!
Heed its voice!
Being Holy is so Brolly!
Abstinence is denying!
Indulgence is satisfying!

Satisfying your needs is NEVER A CRIME, NEVER A SIN!

If you are Hungry ‘n’ you ……………..…………………………………………..
Nah! Nah Nah! Nah! Nah! Nah Nah! Nah!

Listen to The Voice Of Hades,
It’s the real beacon!
Heed its voice!
Being humble is not paying,
you get trampled on and on
Don’t turn the other cheek!
Rip it off your assailant’s face!
Satisfying your needs is NEVER A CRIME, NEVER A SIN!
If you are Hungry ‘n’ you ……………..…………………………………………..
Nah! Nah Nah! Nah! Nah! Nah Nah! Nah!Nah! Nah Nah!
Nah! Nah! Nah Nah! Nah! Nah! Nah Nah! Nah!....[Fades]

[This is another theme I had from my college days! Once I heard the Voice of America and decided to create something similar to it, but of Hades! I honestly feel that there is no such thing as SIN and it is all a product of Religious Assholes! I hate religion! It puts you in a straightjacket! .......Listen and Heed!]

Scotty Does Know! (And How he paid them in Full)

Scotty Does Know!
Scotty Does know!
Your creep Rocker!
Scotty Does Know!

How you were hitting it with the whore Fiona!
How you thought that Scotty didn’t know!
How you laughed at him while you had fun!
How you cheated on him while you thought he held the whore dear!
How you thought him predictable!

Scotty Does Know!
Scotty Does Know!
Your creep Rocker!
Scotty Does Know!

Scotty is Unpredictable!
Scotty just ripped your mum to pieces and fed the bits to the plants!
Scotty just skinned your Daddy, replacing the flimsy curtains!
Scotty just Raped your Sisters, now they walk on their fours!
Scotty just burned up your place, better look for someplace else to live!

Scotty Does Know!
Scotty Does Know!
Your creep Rocker!
Scotty Does Know!

Hey you bitch Fiona!
Did ya think Scotty was a nerd?
Scotty just liked to play, like a kitten plays with the mice!
Scotty just boffed your mom and she loved to the hilt!
Scotty just cracked your brother, now he doesnt have a head!
Scotty just burned up your house as well! It’s a nice bonfire!

Scotty Does Know!
Scotty Does Know!
Your creep Rocker!
Scotty Does Know!

And Scotty gonna Come for you creeps!
Scotty gonna play with you until you are one again with the world,
In bits and pieces and dust..
being one again with the world!

Scotty Does Know!
Scotty Does Know!
Scotty Does Know!
Scotty Does Know!
[Fades…….ending with a maniacal laugh]

[I watched a movie “Eurpotrip”, in which the hero Scotty get dumped his girlfriend and in insulted in front of all at a party by the rocker (who was all the while screwing fiona behind scotty’s back, while scotty thought her to be his girl) and there is a song in the movie called “Scotty Doesn’t Know”!! SO I imagined if Scotty was a real psycho charachter ...i just imagined what he would do..when he is rubbed the wrong way...]

To any one who reads these lyrics……
Do send in your comments….
all praise and all comments and all sort of shit is welcome….

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